Hello, all.

I survived the holidays (well, New Year's is still looming, but I'm too boring to do anything for that anymore, so I think I'm safe!). Contrary to all my big plans, the frantic consumerism and hectic scheduling pretty much knocked me offline for the bulk of this month. I haven't been totally worthless, but I've fallen behind a bit. That, I suppose, is what the whole New Year's Resolution is there for. Well, ahead of time--mine will be to get back into writing fiction with a great fury and terrible vengeance. That, and to do all of the other things that I should be doing, whatever they may be. Still working on the whole cloning thing. I need more of myself. Better yet, I need more of other, more productive and responsible people! Hmm...

I hope everyone who comes by and reads this is doing well, and has not approached the dread cliffs of bankruptcy in an effort to get everyone the presents they wanted. Here's to hoping that the next post will reveal that I have done marvelous things at record speeds, and that I'm well on the way to international fame and fortune. Or, at least, that I haven't been run over by a car or come down with scurvy.

Peace on Earth, good will to Lemurs!